10 Halloween Decorations That Are Actually Funny
Less scary, more "wait, I need that." This is Halloween stuff that makes people laugh when they walk in.
Most pieces are small, so you can decorate a porch, a shelf or a desk without a garage full of bins.
- Top pick
"There's Some Horrors in This House" Doormat
The viral lyric, now a doormat. 17 x 27 inches with a non-slip back. Start the joke at the front door.
Check price on Amazon Crazy Bonez Skeleton Cat
A 5-inch skeleton cat. Put it on a shelf or the top of the fridge, staring at everyone.
Check price on AmazonFunny Skeleton Shelf Sitters (Set of 3)
Three resin skeletons, each in a different relaxed pose, made to sit on a shelf edge. Very chill about being dead.
Check price on AmazonGhost Costume for Your Porch Goose
A ghost costume for a 23-inch porch goose. If you have the goose, this is mandatory.
Check price on AmazonSquishy Skeleton Weenie Dog
A squishy skeleton dachshund that stands on its own.
Check price on AmazonSkeleton Heart Hands Sculpture
Skeleton hands making a heart. Spooky, but wholesome. Works indoors or out.
Check price on AmazonGlass Bat Ornament
A glass bat that clips onto a branch or a tree. Just hangs out.
Check price on AmazonGhost Reading a Book Lamp
A little ghost curled up with a book, glowing. Cute enough to leave out all year.
Check price on AmazonBlack Cat Stained Glass Lamp
A Tiffany-style black cat lamp. Beautiful in a window at night.
Check price on AmazonLEGO Jack-O'-Lantern Pickup Truck
A small LEGO pickup truck hauling a giant pumpkin. A fun Halloween build with kids.
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Before you buy
Halloween items get cheaper, then sell out, right before October 31. If you see something you love, grab it early.
Pick pieces that work past Halloween (the lamps, the skeleton hands) so they earn their shelf space.