Funny White Elephant Gifts Under $25
White elephant is about one thing: getting the loudest laugh in the room. Practical gifts lose. Weird gifts win, especially if they get stolen three times.
Everything here was under $25 when we checked. Prices move around, so check before you buy.
- Top pick
Mystic Pickle Fortune Teller
Ask the pickle a question, get one of 100 answers. It's a Magic 8 Ball, but a pickle. Instant party game.
Check price on Amazon Shart Survival Kit
A gag 'emergency kit' for bathroom accidents, packed with terrible jokes. The person who opens it will never live it down.
Check price on AmazonThe BS Button
Press it during a bad meeting: sirens, flashing lights, and 5 different BS alarms. A white elephant legend.
Check price on AmazonScreaming Goat Button
One button. One screaming goat. That's the whole product, and it's perfect.
Check price on AmazonChicken Leg Socks
Socks printed with chicken legs. Put them on and your legs become chicken legs. Cheap, silly, and they always get passed around the room.
Check price on AmazonEmotional Support Chicken Nuggets
Little nugget plushies with smiling faces, in a fry-style box. Somehow both funny and sweet.
Check price on AmazonPossum in a Peanut Pull-Back Car
A pull-back toy car: a possum driving a peanut. We cannot explain why this is so good, but it is.
Check price on AmazonDad Bod Fanny Pack
A working fanny pack printed with a hairy dad belly. Someone will wear it for the rest of the party.
Check price on AmazonPickle Wine Stoppers (2-Pack)
Two pickle wine stoppers. For when the gift exchange has a wine-drinking crowd.
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Before you buy
The best white elephant gifts are funny AND a little useful, so they get fought over. Socks, wine stoppers and fanny packs work well for that.
Wrap it in a box that's bigger than it needs to be. It makes the reveal funnier.